Okay, so maybe some other important stuff happened. Lorena Ochoa played her final tournament (for now), deciding, like Annika Sorenstam before her, that there was more to life than chasing a little white ball around. Things like family, charity, the things we all should emphasize.
Meanwhile, the game proved yet again that its fate is not completely tied to one beleaguered tabloid target. In Japan, Ryo Ishikawa, all of 18, won again - by shooting a 58 in the final round.
That's right, folks, a 58. A five and an eight...
